Disclaimer: the theories postulated in the following article are far too ridiculous to be accurate. In reality, Nike had about as much to do with the US Postal Service Pro Cycling Team’s doping regime as the Looney Tunes had to do with Michael Jordan’s return to basketball.

Part 3: The End Of The Beginning


Disclaimer: the theories postulated in the following article are far too ridiculous to be accurate. In reality, Nike had about as much to do with the US Postal Service Pro Cycling Team’s doping regime as the Looney Tunes had to do with Michael Jordan’s return to basketball.

Part 2: Blood And Balls


 

Disclaimer: the theories postulated in the following article are far too ridiculous to be accurate. In reality, Nike had about as much to do with the US Postal Service Pro Cycling Team’s doping regime as the Looney Tunes had to do with Michael Jordan’s return to basketball. The connections, however, are obvious.


Part 1: The Beginning Of The End


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